A person walks up to the stage and says, "For the next five minutes I am going to make a joke that is non-political, non-offensive, constructive, has no expletives and will have nothing that creates controversy," after five minutes of pin drop silence, he looks at the audience and says, "I hope you liked the joke."
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Airfares have gone up this summer, and how. Compared to last year, spot fares to London have jumped by 30%.
Visa processing is also being delayed at several popular destinations amid heavy rush.
However, that doesn't seem to be deterring travelers. Indiver Rastogi, president of corporate travel at Thomas Cook (India), says there's a "surge of over 40%" in airline bookings than last year.
According to the 2017 Global Drug Survey, magic mushrooms are the world's safest recreational drugs.
The study found that only 0.2% of the 12,000 people who reported consuming psilocybin hallucinogenic mushrooms last year needed emergency medical treatment.
That's five times lesser than those resulting from MDMA, LSD and cocaine.
The survey included 150,000 participants across 50 countries.