Meanwhile, Mumbai's cyber crime cell registers FIR against AIB

Indians born before the 2000s grew up on tales about Akbar-Birbal, Nasruddin Hodja and more. Historically, lower-ranked people resorted to humor to teach wisdom to rulers.

Not anymore. We are Modern India with modern tastes. The rules have changed.

And looking at the controversies our comedians create, this might be a helpful guide for aspiring ones out there. And for viewers too (pun intended).

So no jokes on cows, please. They are our gods. Or PM Narendra Modi. He is the head of our nation. Or in fact, any of his parliamentarian colleagues.

AIB will know. They recently posted a meme of Modi 'Snapchat'-ting. The PM had a dog filter applied.

It hurt our 'nationalist sentiments'. Naturally we protested.

AIB later decided to delete the post.

Next, respect our culture. Mimicry of our legends, Lata Mangeshkar and Sachin Tendulkar, for example, are not appreciated.

When AIB's Tanmay Bhat did that, not just the people, even political parties like Shiv Sena and MNS spoke up, demanding police action.

Content of the joke doesn't really matter. Sugandha Mishra didn't even use insults like Bhat did, she simply mimicked. Apparently, it wasn't funny.

This is not exactly a lesson, more of a deduction, but no female comedians, please.

Aditi Mittal tried telling Anupama Chopra about the sexism in the industry - with five male comedians talking over her.

Then there was the TVF molestation incident. Almost no industry member spoke out till Mittal rapped them on Twitter.

We know now. This market is just not for ladies.

AIB seems to be in trouble after posting a meme yesterday about PM Modi by using the Snapchat dog filter.

Reportedly, Mumbai's cyber crime cell has registered an FIR against AIB for posting the obscene content.

DCP (cyber) Akbar Pathan said they were gathering information and verifying the matter.

Apparently, last year also Mumbai police had received several complaints about the organizers of AIB.

Yes, there are real repercussions if you don't follow the lessons. Kiku Sharda was arrested for mimicking the Dera Sacha Sauda chief Gurmeet Ram Rahim Singh last year.

When Kunal Kamra considered it okay to mock 'Patriotism and the Government', we sent him death threats.

There are no dearth of police cases anyway. Ask AIB. The Roast, then Mangeshkar-Tendulkar, now PM Modi!

India is too diverse to have one rule-book. What a Gujarati doesn't like isn't what a Kashmiri, Punjabi, Malayali or Assamese doesn't like.

According to Cyrus Broacha, "it is the comedian's choice" what to crack a joke on.

But what if your 'choice' lands you in jail? Just stay safe. Avoid all topics on earth, if you can. Good luck with your next set!