Indian economy is going to take a big hit with the ban on the trade of cattle for slaughter; as reports say, India exported around Rs. 26,000cr worth buffalo meat and Rs. 35,000cr worth leather and leather products last year.
This deficit is going to hit the country in its guts.
Luckily we have found other interesting things that can cover this deficit.
In India, according to the Election Commission, till 2015 we had over 1,866 registered political parties.
Looking at the current scenario, the number of parties that are actually active and doing any work can be counted on one hand.
It's only fair we export some of them and save the public some money by not funding their exorbitant "diplomacy" tours.
Ekta Kapoor serials
It's an age-old accusation - western culture has spoiled Indian culture; it's about time we hit the West with some good old "sanskaar" and show them how it's done the Indian way.
What can be a better display of "sanskaar" than Ekta Kapoor serials, where every "parampara" and "maryada" is held above all?
I see a million dollar 'sanskaari" business opportunity in "Ektaflix".
Failed celebrity kids
Before they resurface on Twitter only to be trolled by others, they should be exported.
The trick is to package them in a way that they look attractive, for example, one can rebrand Uday Chopra as a misunderstood religious-guru, after all, he does come with gems like, "are we our brain?" and "is our brain a part of us?"